Best of The Weekly Meetings

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1/25/2009
"My name is Jamey, you need to change yours!!"
--- Boy Jamey 
"Sorry"
--- Girl Jamey
"No, your name is Nipples!"
--- Aaron
"He's Nipples, Not you
." --- Gabe (to Girl Jamey)
((laughter of relief)) --- Girl Jamey

1/11/2009
"Can We put a horsecock on the flyer?" --- Greg (with 1 "g" at the end) 
"It is not what you think, it is an animal... half horse half rooster."
--- Jillian 


1/3/2009
"Do you think that little brains can have big thoughts?"
--- The Chuck 


2/8/2009
"I want the position and it would be cool to make people pray."
--- Chad (in response to why he wants to be Prayer Chair) 

"Pray Bitches!"
--- Jillian 


2/15/2009
"I volunteer the meeting to be at my house"
--- Rob
"I'm not falling for that. Your gonna put us to work."
--- Robbie
"There may be some heavy lifting involved."
--- Rob

2/22/2009
"I would like to hear the canidates use the words "cubic zarconian" and "corndog" in the same sentence."
--- Robbie 
"I want a cubic zarconian covered corn dog the size of a midget hanging around my neck."
--- Rob

3/8/2009
"I never said I didn't like meat. I just said that I never ate meat"
--- Bryan
                                                    *Bryan is proud to anounce that he is no longer a vegitarian

8/2/2009
Elliots sponsor nominates Elliot to be Secretary, and adds that he must wear a Secretary skirt and/or dress for the position.
 

8/9/2009
"This just in: Elliot admits over text to having outbreak"
--- Zach 

9/9/2009
"You got sweet, radical,tubular, gnarley hot sauce at the mexican grocery store?"
--- Ben 

8/9/2009
"I move that Ben just moves to Boise."
--- Kelly
"Second!"
---Shane
"Amend the motion to include Brian!"
--- Kelly
"Second!"
---Drew
"All in favor? 'Arrrr!!"
(Motion Passes Unanimously)

3/14/10
"I love the shit you get away with in the name of service!" --- Ben
"Smokin hookah, rockin service!!" --- Casey

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"Yes, now I can eat it with a spoon like a human being." --- Katrina
"You eat people with a spoon?" --- Ben

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"Thats a lot of biking!" --- Ben
"Have you seen my ass? I love to ride!" --- Katrina